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Thursday, 29 September 2011

Tiangong-1 launch betrays China's earthly ambitions



Chinese soldier stands beside Long March II-F rocket loaded with China's unmanned space module Tiangong-1 at the launch pad in the Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center, Gansu province on Wednesday

The successful launch of the Tiangong-1 space station by China is an event of huge geopolitical significance, just as the orbiting of China's first astronaut was in 2003.
It can be argued that China's achievements, though impressive, only demonstrate how far China lags behind Russia and the US.
Russia after all launched its first cosmonaut in 1961 and its first space station in 1971. The US achieved these landmarks in 1962 and 1973, and, at just over eight tonnes, Tiangong-1 is smaller than the American Skylab station launched in 1973.
But to focus on the 40-year gap is to ignore what lies behind China's space programme, and the Chinese governments' determination to achieve a series of dramatic space objectives that will confirm the country's status as a new superpower.
The space programme also offers clues to the thinking behind China's long-term foreign policy goals and its strategic logic.
Reaching for the stars
Tiangong forms just one part of a much broader Chinese space exploration programme.
In 2007 China put the Chang-e 1 satellite into orbit around the Moon. It surveyed the Moon for two years before being deliberately crashed into the lunar surface in March 2009 as part of China's research into developing a robotic craft to return lunar samples, a mission likely to take place around 2014.
In 2017 China is due to land a lunar rover and there are longer term plans for a manned lunar base. In 2013 Yinghuo-1, a joint Chinese-Russian robot probe to Mars, will be launched.
The manned space programme is crucial to achieving China's long-term political goals.
The successful orbiting of a "taikonaut" (Chinese astronaut) in 2003 was a dramatic assertion of China's rise. China became only the third country in history to orbit one of its own astronauts using a domestic launch technology.
China plans to orbit its own 60-tonne space station by 2020 and the purpose of the series of smaller Tiangong stations is to develop expertise in docking manoeuvres and longer term human spaceflight.
The Tiangong-1 is an essential step toward the goal of building a space station.
Going it alone
China is the only country currently building a space station by itself, and with a clear plan to land humans on the moon.
The US, Russia, Japan, Canada and Europe are collaborating on the International Space Station, partly in order to share costs. China's determination to put its own space station into orbit has only been strengthened by the US's vetoing of its repeated attempts to join the ISS.China was only the third country in history to astronauts into space using its own technology
China is in the same situation as the US in the 1960s, where the space programme plays a central role in achieving national political and technological goals.
It wants its space successes to reflect China's ambitions, rather than being shared with other states.
And President Obama's decision last year to reverse the Bush administration's decision to resume manned lunar expeditions has left China as the only country committed to achieving this goal in the medium term - it is likely to achieve the goal soon after 2020.
It will do this thanks to fruitful collaboration with the Russian and European space industries - the Chinese capsule is almost identical to the Russian Soyuz - and despite US restrictions on transferring space technology to China.
Statement of intent
The Tiangong station will see a number of rendezvous missions in the next two years. The unmanned Shenzhou-8 spacecraft will aim to achieve China's first space docking with the Tiangong-1 station, with docking manoeuvres controlled from the ground.

Chinese astronauts Fei Junlong (L) and Nie Haisheng wave before boarding the Shenzhou VI spacecraft at Jiuquan Satellite Launch Center on 12 October  2005 in Jiuquan, Gansu province, northwest China


In 2012 Shenzhou-9 and Shenzhou-10 - the two other spaceships scheduled to dock with Tiangong-1 - are set to carry crews of two or three to the Tiangong space laboratory. These may include China's first female astronauts.
The true significance of Tiangong-1 is that it is a statement of China's intent to achieve superpower status.
Chinese acquisition of new technologies such as aircraft carriers, high-speed trains, anti-satellite systems and so on is not just for any intrinsic value they possess, but because the Communist Party leadership see them as symbols that distinguish great powers from their competitors.
In this regard, what is significant about the manned space programme is that only superpowers have achieved this capability, and Tiangong-1 and its successors are for China, symbolic proof that China is emerging as a 21st Century superpower.

Friday, 23 September 2011

Blair Mayne SAS diary released



BBC News
By Simon Hunter




He is one of Northern Ireland's most famous soldiers - a war hero, rugby international and the subject of dozens of thrilling campfire tales.
But there is still much more to learn about Blair 'Paddy' Mayne and a secret Second World War diary which was has been hidden since 1946 has more stories to add.
The BBC has exclusive access to the diary, which has been published to mark the 70th anniversary of the forming of the Special Air Service.
Blair 'Paddy' Mayne
Mayne's brushes with authority, his exceptional bravery and the controversial decision not to recommend him for a Victoria Cross - the highest honour in the British Army - are all covered in the diary.
It includes operational reports and photographs from the very first SAS operations, deep behind enemy lines in north Africa from 1941 onwards.
David Stirling, a lieutenant in the Scots Guards at the time, set up the SAS and there was one man who he wanted to lead the small, mobile commando teams taking the fight to Field Marshall Rommel.
Military historian Gordon Stephens has examined the diary and found some new information about the recruitment of Mayne to what is now the most famous military regiment in the world."The diary covers the SAS from 1941-44, all the operational reports during that period," he said.
"Mayne was involved in a lot of them and he comes forward as an amazing soldier.
"David Stirling, who founded the SAS, wanted certain people and one of them was Paddy Mayne but Paddy was in the clink for beating up his commanding officer.
"Stirling had to go into prison to confront Mayne and say 'I want you out but do not hit this commanding officer' and Mayne agreed.
"At that stage it was top secret and they moved on together. I think it supports what people thought about Mayne, that he was an amazing soldier, an amazing SAS operator."
Victoria Cross
Mayne received the Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times during the Second World War but the top military honour still eluded him.
"The diary actually carried the report of the operation where Mayne was commended for the Victoria Cross. The witness statements, all the recommendations up to Montgomery recommend him for the Victoria Cross."
So why did Mayne not get the highest honour in the British Army? Mr Stephens believes at that time certain soldiers were not treated as equals.
"If you want to be cynical, he was Irish, he was SAS," said the historian.
As well as the stories of desert heroism in the fight against the Germans, the diary also helps paint a picture of the real Mayne and his relationship with his mentor Stirling.
"Mayne had to come back from an operation and he didn't like that," explained Mr Stephens.
"When Stirling got back from the operation Mayne had gone into a tent and started drinking. Everyone expected a big punch up between these two great warriors of the SAS.
"Stirling tells the story that he went into the tent and Mayne was there reading James Joyce and he looks up and said 'all I wanted to do was write' and Stirling sat down with him, poured another whiskey and said 'all I ever wanted to do was paint'.
"These two great SAS figures sit down and discuss painting and writing. That's the other side of Mayne people don't know about."


Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Google denies 'cooking' search results



Google's executive chairman has denied that the company fixes its search results to promote its own websites and services.
Eric Schmidt told a congressional hearing in Washington: "May I simply say that I can assure you we're not cooking anything."
The Senate Judiciary subcommittee on anti-trust is looking at whether Google abuses its market position.
The US Federal Trade Commission is also investigating the same issue.
The website search giant faces a further continuing investigation by the European Commission.
'Extraordinary advantage'
Mr Schmidt told the senators: "Google does nothing to block access to any of the competitors and other sources of information."
When asked whether Google was a monopoly company, Mr Schmidt said the search engine giant was "in that area", adding that it recognised it had a special responsibility because of its market power.
In reference to software giant Microsoft - which faced years of anti-competition investigations and subsequent fines - Mr Schmidt said: "We get it. By that I mean, we get the lessons of our corporate predecessors."
Concern over Google's domination of the internet search - it has a global market share of about two-thirds - has grown as the company continues to expand into other internet areas, such as its own price comparison website and buying US mobile phone firm Motorola Mobility.
Sen Michael Lee of Utah said that Google's market dominance gave it an "unnatural and extraordinary advantage", and it had a "clear and inherent conflict of interest".
Mr Schmidt was chief executive of Google for 10 years until April, when he was replaced by Larry Page, one of the company's two founders.

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Tuesday, 20 September 2011

'Don't ask, don't tell'


ban on gays in US military ends




A policy banning open homosexuality in the US military has been repealed after nearly two decades.
The dropping of "don't ask, don't tell" means service members can now reveal they are gay without fear of investigation or discharge. "Repeal Day" parties have been organised across the country to mark the victory for gay rights.

 The US Congress voted last year to repeal the law, which was introduced in 1993 under the Clinton administration. It replaced an outright ban on gay people serving in the military.


 'Huge step'

 Under the policy, gay people were permitted to serve as long as they did not openly acknowledge their sexual orientation, while commanders were not allowed to ask. Navy Lt Gary Ross, right, and Dan Swezy exchange wedding vows, as the repeal takes effect In Vermont, Navy Lt Gary Ross and his partner of 11 years, Dan Swezy, exchanged wedding vows after midnight, as the repeal took effect.

 "Today is about every man and women in uniform, regardless of how they identify themselves," said Joint Chiefs of Staff chairman Admiral Mike Mullen in a news conference on Tuesday. "The heart of the issue for me is the integrity of the institution," Adm Mullen said. "Seeing this change is a huge step in the right direction to be consistent with that value." Defence secretary Leon Panetta told reporters that he was committed to removing "all of barriers that would prevent American from serving their country, and from rising to the highest level of responsibility that their talents warrant".

 US President Barack Obama in a statement: "As of today, patriotic Americans in uniform will no longer have to lie about who they are in order to serve the country they love." He added that the US military had taken "another great step toward keeping our military the finest in the world and toward fulfilling our nation's founding ideals". The armed forces have been accepting applications from openly gay recruits for a number of weeks and will begin processing them now that the new law has taken effect.


 Revised regulations

The military has also published a revised set of regulations, without references to any ban against homosexual service members. Those who have been discharged under the don't ask, don't tell rule are entitled to re-enlist. But existing standards of personal conduct, such as those pertaining to public displays of affection, will not change. Nor will there be any change to the eligibility standards for military benefits.

 Under current rules, service members are allowed to choose a partner as care-giver under the Wounded Warrior programme, or as a life insurance beneficiary. Some in Congress remain opposed to repeal, arguing it could undermine efficiency and discipline in the military. After the Don't Ask Don't Tell Repeal Act was passed by Congress last December, Mr Obama, Mr Panetta and Adm Mullen certified that allowing openly gay service members would not undermine the military.

Monday, 19 September 2011

Drinks firm trademarks F-word


  • 16 September 2011, 12:54


Legal victory /Europics
A German drinks company has won a court battle to register the F-word as a trademark.
Liquor manufacturer EFAG will now enjoy legal protection of the brand name of its 'Ficken' schnapps.
Drinkers in Germany might feel a little embarrassed about asking for the drink - it is named after the German word for "f***."
But the manufacturer can take solace in the fact that the brand name is now legally protected.
EFAG took the case to Germany's Federal Patent Court after officials refused to register the name as a trademark, arguing that it was socially offensive.
Following its legal victory, EFAG now owns the 'Ficken' trademark for clothing, mineral water and fruit drinks, as well as alcoholic drinks.
In its ruling, the court explained that, although the name was unquestionably in poor taste, it was not "sexually discriminatory" and did not violate public morals.

German State Makes History with eGaming Treaty




Gaming history was made this week as the Parliament of Schleswig-Holstein passed Germany’s first gaming treaty.
The decision couldn’t have passed by a narrower margin.
The vote was 46 to 45.
Schleswig-Holstein is the first of sixteen German states to pass such a motion. This is putting a lot of pressure on the other states to follow course.
Germany has been discussing online gaming regulations for some time.
Back in August, many parties opposed the movement. The asked the ruling party to consider the long-term implications. They were concerned that the decision would turn Schleswig-Holstein into what they dubbed the "Las Vegas of Germany."

Australia's Kevin Rudd fights to get Vegemite on plane


Kevin Rudd, pictured on 15 September 2011Mr Rudd was heading to New York from Mexico City when he attracted the authorities' attention.
He explained that the dark brown paste was his breakfast and, with help from local diplomats, was allowed through.
Vegemite, a savoury paste made from yeast extract, is popular in Australia.
It is similar to Marmite, which is widely eaten in the UK, but is hard to buy in many countries.
"Only problem travelling to NY is that they tried to confiscate our Vegemite at the airport. Needed Foreign Ministerial intervention," Mr Rudd tweeted.
"Airport staff were surprised when I said it is good for you and I ate it for breakfast. They then waved me through," he said.
Mr Rudd is not Vegemite's only high-profile defender - Prime Minister Julia Gillard also spoke out in its support when she visited the US in March.
The subject came up when she and US President Barack Obama visited a school in Virginia.
Describing Vegemite as "a quasi-vegetable by-product paste that you smear all over your toast", the US president pronounced it "horrible".
But Ms Gillard said it was "good", as long as you remembered to spread it thinly.

Saturday, 17 September 2011

Denver men 'take dead friend Jeffrey Jarrett to bar'



Robert Young (left) and Mark Rubinson (Pic: Denver Police)The two men left the body in their car as they drank and ate at bars and a strip club
Two US men face charges in Denver for allegedly driving around with the body of a friend after discovering him dead.
The pair bought drinks, dinner and took $400 (£253) from Jeffrey Jarrett's bank, visiting a strip club before reporting his death, police said.
Robert Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, are charged with identity theft, criminal impersonation and abuse of a corpse.
Jarrett was pronounced dead at home in Denver after the 28 August incident.
The cause of death is not currently known, with police saying the results of toxicology tests may not be available for several weeks.
'Bizarre and unfortunate'
Mr Young discovered Jarrett's body on 27 August 2011 when he arrived at his friend's home after being offered the chance to stay there for a while, according to a statement of probable cause released by Denver police.
Instead of calling the police, though, he went to the restaurant where Mr Rubinson worked.

The two men, both friends with Jarrett, put his body in the back seat of Mr Rubinson's car and took it to Teddy T's and Sam's No 3 - both bars in Denver - before taking the body back to Jarrett's home.
They continued to Viva Burrito, a Mexican restaurant, and Shotgun Willie's, a strip club in nearby Glendale.
At Shotgun Willie's they also withdrew $400 from Jarrett's account, although court documents do not make clear whether either of the men knew Jarrett's PIN number.
The two men stayed at Shotgun Willie's until closing time, and reported Jarrett's death to the police at around 04:00 in the morning.
Denver Police Department spokesman Sonny Jackson called the incident a "bizarre and unfortunate crime".
He added: "This isn't anything you want to have happen to a loved one. You want them treated with respect in death."
The two men have been released from custody on bail, and are due in court in late September and early October.

Friday, 16 September 2011

Nasa satellite UARS nearing Earth "could land anywhere"



Upper Atmosphere Research SatelliteThe 'productive scientific life' of the UARS ended in 2005 when it ran out of fuel

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A five tonne, 20-year-old satellite has fallen out of orbit and is expected to crash somewhere on Earth on or around 24 September, according to Nasa.
Nasa says the risk to life from the UARS -Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite - is just 1 in 3,200.
Hurtling at 5m (8km) per second, it could land anywhere between 57 degrees north and 57 degrees south of the equator - most of the populated world.
However, most of the satellite will break or burn up before reaching Earth.
Scientists have identified 26 separate pieces that could survive the fall through the earth's atmosphere, and debris could rain across an area 400-500km (250-310 miles) wide.
Nasa said scientists would only be able to make more accurate predictions about where the satellite might land two hours before it enters the Earth's atmosphere.
Re-entry
The 1 in 3,200 risk to public safety is higher than the 1 in 10,000 limit that Nasa aims for.
However, Nasa told reporters that nobody had ever been hurt by objects re-entering from space.

Falling space debris

Rocket propellant tank (Nasa)
  • Hardware re-enters at shallow angles (<1 degree)
  • Some 50 items weighing >1 tonne re-enter a year
  • Major break-up occurs about 80km altitude
  • 10-40% of dry mass on orbit will survive
  • Debris spreads over long, thin "footprints"
  • It can be a hazard to people and property
Members of the public are not allowed to keep pieces of the satellite that may fall to Earth, or sell them on eBay, as they remain the property of the US government.
The UARS was launched in 1991 by the Discovery space shuttle, and was decommissioned in 2005.
The latest satellite re-entry is much smaller than Skylab, a satellite that re-entered the earth's atmosphere in 1979.
It was some 15 times heavier than the UARS, and when it crashed in Western Australia the US government was fined a $400 clean-up fee by the Australian government.
Sputnik 2 crashed on Earth in 1958, travelling from over New York to the Amazon in 10 minutes. It was viewed by many people and left a trail of brightly coloured sparks behind it.

Thursday, 15 September 2011

Madonna’s utter disdain for hydrangeas!


madonna hates hydrangeas

Posted by  on 09/08/2011 at 3:50 PM News Photo: josiejose via flickr (hydrangeas), Ian Gavan/Getty Images (Madonna)
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Madonna’s utter disdain for hydrangeas made news over the weekend, largely because of her failure to realize such a public display of snobbery was caught on tape, as well as the ridiculousness behind her bemoaning such a gift. A quick recap: flowers were presented to Madge by a fan during a press conference for her new film W.E., to which she not-so-quietly proclaimed: “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas.” Never meet your idols, kids. After the world exploded with viral riffs and humorous musings on Her Madgesty’s comment, which has likely led many devout followers to rethink their own floral preferences, a spokesperson issued an official response to the non-controversy. “She’s entitled to like any flower she wants and she didn’t want to hurt the feeling of the hydrangeas of the world. No disrespect to the hydrangeas lovers of the world but she prefers different types of flowers,” Madonna’s rep said in a statement.
Maybe we don’t get a lot of flowers around here, but the whole things sounds a little ungrateful to us. But maybe not. Hydrangeas might just be a really, really terrible breed of flowers that have secretly been responsible for some of the worst happenings in world history (or just music, specifically). We’re not florists, which is why we threw this one to the professionals, hoping to discover if loathing is the typical reaction one might have in the presence of such (seemingly pretty) flowers.
“Everyone has their personal preferences when it comes to flowers, but I will say she is the only person I’ve ever heard of that hates hydrangeas,” said Jeff Leatham, notable floral designer to the stars. While Leatham lists orchids, calla lilies and roses among his most popular client requests, hydrangeas have been an American garden staple since beings transported from England in the 1700s, later becoming a fixture in mainstream households thanks to the Tao of Martha Stewart. While their Northern European origin alone should satiate the notorious Anglophile’s craving for all things born and bred across the pond, hydrangeas are frequently used in both Japanese herbs and teas, leading us to demand an ingredients list for wherever her fountain of youth creams and potions come from.